1 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:11,320 I've been accused of a crime and there is, I think, a presumption of guilt. 2 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,760 Rebecca Thornton alleges that you raped her 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,360 on the film set of Japes. 4 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,400 [Jerome] Ordinary woman. Looks average. Is average. 5 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,919 What if he did it to me? 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,560 -[audience cheering] -[Karl] I envy you, Paul. 7 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,759 Your wife loves you, your daughter loves you. Even I love you. 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,880 Everybody wants to be a victim these days, 9 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:28,400 because it makes life so much easier to explain, 10 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:32,479 but I will not let you use him as an excuse for a life poorly led. 11 00:00:32,559 --> 00:00:34,559 I don't have the answers to this. 12 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,239 You keep looking at me as if you expect me to have answers. 13 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,760 [Marie] I choose to believe him. 14 00:00:40,839 --> 00:00:41,960 Do you understand that? 15 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:43,440 [car revs] 16 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,800 [soft music playing] 17 00:01:47,559 --> 00:01:51,039 [door opens then closes] 18 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,120 The soap's broke. 19 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,120 Sorry? 20 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,600 The soap dispenser, it's broken. That's broken. 21 00:02:37,799 --> 00:02:40,160 It's Rebecca. Rebecca Thornton, am I right? 22 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,720 Yeah. I know who you are, too. 23 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,200 -Are you here with him, then? -I'd better go. 24 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,519 I was really sorry to hear about your daughter. 25 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,959 -Thank you. -You were there, I think. 26 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:54,280 I served you lunch. In Bedford, I mean. 27 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,400 I'm not lying. I'm really not lying. 28 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,760 It's not about punishing him or anything like that. 29 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,239 I just feel like, if I don't get this straight in my head now, 30 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:10,920 I'll never, ever be happy. 31 00:03:14,079 --> 00:03:17,280 He did do this to me. And to you. 32 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,040 In fact, I feel like I'm doing this for you. 33 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:24,880 For you and your daughter. 34 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,239 I feel like I'm saying what you should have said… 35 00:03:31,359 --> 00:03:32,760 a long time ago. 36 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,119 Okay. 37 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,280 [Jerome] Marie, Zoe. 38 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,880 Zoe, Marie. 39 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:55,959 Zoe is the woman who's going to get your man off. 40 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,320 Pleasure to meet you. 41 00:03:57,399 --> 00:04:00,160 -Are you okay? You look a bit peaky. -I'm fine. 42 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:01,480 This is just a simple one. 43 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,560 The judge sets a date for the trial, blah, blah, blah. 44 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,239 The important thing is, then they've got 42 days 45 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,480 to give us everything they've got against you. 46 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,880 If I was a betting man, I'd bet they've got fuck all. 47 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:15,119 [Marie] She's just told me I was there that day. 48 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,200 What are the bets on that? [sighs] 49 00:04:19,039 --> 00:04:21,079 [reporters overlapping dialogue] 50 00:04:21,159 --> 00:04:22,599 -Shit. -[police siren blaring] 51 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,520 [Paul] You go ahead. 52 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:27,719 I'll divert them. 53 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,800 -Just be careful of them. -Mm-hm. 54 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,400 [Billy] Not so tight. 55 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,039 [Paul] I'm a very grateful man today. 56 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,880 Grateful because my daughter is finally out of her coma. 57 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,120 I'm grateful, too, that no one else was harmed… 58 00:04:49,479 --> 00:04:52,719 [Paul continues talking indistinctly] 59 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,320 -[Billy] I don't like hospitals. -Nobody likes hospitals. 60 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,440 [breathes deeply] 61 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,840 I think Grandad will have to join us later, Billy. 62 00:05:05,919 --> 00:05:08,120 I've decided I want to be called Bill from now on. 63 00:05:08,919 --> 00:05:11,000 Okay. Bill. 64 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,560 Is she, um… 65 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,960 -Does she look-- -[Marie] Do you want to see a photo? 66 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:24,479 I took this for Grandad, while she was sleeping. 67 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,880 -She wasn't sleeping, she was in a coma. -Yeah. 68 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,320 [Marie] Okay? 69 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,320 -Hello. -[Dee] Hello. 70 00:05:41,919 --> 00:05:44,120 Could you hear us talking outside your door? 71 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,800 [Dee] Yes, Bill. 72 00:05:49,719 --> 00:05:51,200 It's very good to see you. 73 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,800 I'm sorry I look like this. 74 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,680 It's okay. 75 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,840 -How are you doing? -Frances said she's going to come, later. 76 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,080 She wanted me to come first and she made you a card. 77 00:06:21,359 --> 00:06:22,440 Very nice. 78 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,960 -Can you tell her it's very nice? -Yeah. 79 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,440 This… 80 00:06:29,799 --> 00:06:30,680 I didn't mean… 81 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,520 -You understand, I wasn't myself. -Yeah. 82 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,159 -Yeah. -I have… 83 00:06:44,039 --> 00:06:45,039 [Dee sighs] 84 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,919 Dad told me all about it, Mum, okay? 85 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 It's fine. 86 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,479 All about what? 87 00:06:54,359 --> 00:06:57,560 What you're like and what you've done before. 88 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,159 And that you love me and I should try to remember that. 89 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,120 [in low voice] I do love you. 90 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,280 Do you mind if I go now? 91 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:18,960 Billy. 92 00:07:21,039 --> 00:07:22,120 I'm going to go. 93 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,640 -[door closes] -[sighs] 94 00:07:34,719 --> 00:07:38,120 [Marie] I don't know whether to go after him or just let him cry. 95 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,599 What have I done? 96 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,400 [exhales deeply] You've done what you do. 97 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:47,840 I'm sorry. 98 00:07:49,919 --> 00:07:51,560 [sighs] That's not what… 99 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,120 I'll go and get Billy and find your dad. 100 00:08:03,679 --> 00:08:05,479 This isn't… [stutters] 101 00:08:07,479 --> 00:08:10,440 This is really too much for all of us, isn't it? 102 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,960 I'm pleased you're okay. 103 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,120 We all are. 104 00:08:23,679 --> 00:08:27,239 [door opens, closes] 105 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,439 Just got caught up on the phone, you know. 106 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:35,840 A phone call? 107 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,840 Bill was very brave. 108 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,799 Good. Good, Billy, good. 109 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,280 -Bill. He wants to be called Bill now. -Oh. 110 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,880 Great. Bill. I like that. 111 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,160 [whispers] Very grown-up. 112 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,680 I'll see you tomorrow. 113 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,079 [young Marie] Dee? Dee! 114 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,120 I don't have time for this! 115 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:06,840 Then, go and leave me alone! 116 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,000 [Marie groans] You're going to school. 117 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,760 And before you claim you're sick, 118 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,000 I'm pretty sure a hangover's not contagious. 119 00:09:13,079 --> 00:09:17,439 The time before the time again, the way time turns, it turns again. 120 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,000 I have no idea what that means. 121 00:09:20,079 --> 00:09:22,520 I don't want to go to school today. 122 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,480 [Marie] Do you have a good reason why not? 123 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:32,640 No. 124 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:36,680 Well, then, come on, then. 125 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,000 Leo specifically requested me on set today-- 126 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,600 What does he want from you this time? 127 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,199 [Marie] I won't ask again! 128 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:43,600 Okay. 129 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,600 Keep your tampon in. 130 00:09:48,199 --> 00:09:50,800 -[telephone ringing] -[woman clears throat] 131 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,720 -Fourteen boxes. -[Paul] Of what? 132 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,880 They delivered everything they have, and they're early. 133 00:10:00,959 --> 00:10:03,439 -Is that a problem? -It's good, it's tit-for-tat. 134 00:10:05,199 --> 00:10:07,000 [Jerome] We give them the tit, tell them that their witness is lying 135 00:10:07,079 --> 00:10:10,360 about the Chevy, thank you broken tail light. 136 00:10:10,439 --> 00:10:11,480 -Thank you, Jerry. -[woman moaning on TV] 137 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,040 This is their tat back. 138 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,480 They are trying to catch us on the hop, bury us. 139 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,120 Their tat looks pretty thorough. 140 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:20,880 Yeah. That's just the evidence they intend to use, not the evidence they don't. 141 00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:22,360 We've got a schedule for that. 142 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,160 Got to go through that too, mark what we want. 143 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,000 I'm hoping for at least eight more boxes. 144 00:10:27,079 --> 00:10:28,040 At least. 145 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:32,040 Anyway, we're combing through, finding the nits. 146 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:36,040 Oh, and one chewy bit. Rebecca claims that during the attack, 147 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,280 a runner knocked on the door alerting Paul that he had a prior appointment. 148 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,640 -A runner? -[Jerome] Isn't that what you call them? 149 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,199 Anyway, someone might have heard something. 150 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:48,160 Rebecca can't decide, though, if it was a man or a woman that knocked. 151 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:52,120 So, they are looking for him or her, but they haven't found him or her. 152 00:10:52,199 --> 00:10:53,280 It's all pretty desperate. 153 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,959 [Jerome] Even the press has turned. 154 00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:58,920 Your Danielle has done us a favour. 155 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,480 -Has she? -[Gerry] The note was a masterstroke. 156 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,480 "I choose to believe." [chuckles] 157 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,400 I mean, they could have bit us on the bum, 158 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,839 but it turns out that driving a car into a complainant's house 159 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,680 has actually been interpreted as, 160 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:16,120 "My daddy's innocent, and this is how much I mean it." [laughs] 161 00:11:16,199 --> 00:11:18,839 And, thank God, she's okay. 162 00:11:21,319 --> 00:11:24,040 [Jerome inhales deeply] Okay. We need you in two different rooms. 163 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,800 Paul, you are in our evidential suite. 164 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,520 Marie, you're with Zoe, she asked for some time. 165 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,319 -With me? -She charges 400 pounds an hour, 166 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,719 so answer well, but answer quickly, okay? 167 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,040 Are they likely to call me in the trial? 168 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,480 [Zoe] Them? No. 169 00:11:39,439 --> 00:11:42,400 Always backfires, calling the wife. 170 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,760 Backfires? Why? 171 00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:46,880 They can't go after you too hard, juries don't like it. 172 00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,120 And going after you soft risks the juries thinking, 173 00:11:49,199 --> 00:11:52,280 well, if this woman can love him, then why can't we? 174 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,480 Sounds almost like a game. 175 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,600 We might call you. 176 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:58,480 Maybe. 177 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,480 It depends on whether we think it would benefit the case or not. 178 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,800 So this is an audition? 179 00:12:04,319 --> 00:12:06,600 -Tell me about him. -What would you like to know? 180 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,360 A happy marriage? 181 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,480 Well, we're still in love. 182 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,079 I consider that an achievement. 183 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,319 I still love him, he still loves me. 184 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,880 That is an achievement. 185 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,280 And the infidelity. 186 00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,520 -He slips. -Regularly? 187 00:12:22,439 --> 00:12:23,280 Yes. 188 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:26,079 There's talk you have some sort of deal with him. 189 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,319 Not a deal. I just ask that he be honest. 190 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,880 And is he honest? 191 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,800 -Yes, I believe so. -So if he were to, say, 192 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,360 sleep with someone in this office, he'd tell you about it? 193 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,959 -[inhales] Yeah. -How soon after the event? 194 00:12:42,079 --> 00:12:45,560 -Next time I saw him. -And that honesty, it doesn't hurt? 195 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,400 It sounds quite raw, to me. 196 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,920 Well, that's a negative way of putting things. 197 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,760 -What's a positive? -That I trust that he loves me. 198 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,000 Better-- Well, I know that he loves me. 199 00:12:57,839 --> 00:13:02,160 And that these weaknesses are not relevant to that. 200 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,439 It's a Catholic thing? 201 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:05,719 No. 202 00:13:06,439 --> 00:13:07,400 It's a love thing. 203 00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:10,800 -[telephone ringing] -[indistinct chatter] 204 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,000 [Zoe] I'm going to need to ask you some questions about your sex life. 205 00:13:14,079 --> 00:13:16,240 I'm fully prepared to answer any questions. 206 00:13:16,319 --> 00:13:19,280 Good. Paul has a large sexual appetite? 207 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,199 Well… 208 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,400 I'm the wrong woman to ask. 209 00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:25,800 I've never slept with another man. 210 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,160 How many times a month would you say you had sex? 211 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,280 [Jerome] Don't mind me. 212 00:13:31,079 --> 00:13:32,319 Twice a week. 213 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,839 That's-- I suppose that's eight times a month, maybe more. 214 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,959 Is that above average? 215 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,719 [Zoe] Do you have a regular position? 216 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,240 Missionary? You on top? 217 00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:48,400 Well, my husband's a big man, so it tends to be me on top. 218 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,120 Is the sex ever violent? 219 00:13:50,839 --> 00:13:52,800 -No. -Never in fun? 220 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,800 He never pins you to the bed, never holds your wrists, 221 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,880 never pulls your hair? 222 00:13:58,199 --> 00:13:59,599 No, no, no, none of those things, no. 223 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:02,920 Has he ever asked you to do anything you're not comfortable with? 224 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,760 -No. -He's never objectified you? 225 00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:08,079 Never asked you to perform with other men or women? 226 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,000 No. 227 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:14,120 Has he ever had sex with you without consent? 228 00:14:14,199 --> 00:14:15,760 No. No. 229 00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:18,640 There has been no time when you've felt reluctant 230 00:14:18,719 --> 00:14:20,640 and he's forced himself upon you? 231 00:14:20,719 --> 00:14:21,520 No. 232 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,959 Do you consider the sex to be loving? 233 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,719 Well, of course, always. 234 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,439 And yet he has sex with other women? 235 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,839 -Yes. -Do you think that sex is loving? 236 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,040 The sex he has with other women? 237 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:40,000 Is that relevant to your deal-- Sorry, your arrangement? 238 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,719 [chuckles softly] 239 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,719 No, I don't think that that sex is loving. 240 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,479 And I don't like my husband for feeling that he needs it, 241 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,839 but in the absence of my being able to persuade him of that, 242 00:14:53,319 --> 00:14:54,760 I hold on to what I have. 243 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:56,959 My family. 244 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,560 [bird chirping] 245 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,680 Great news about Dee! 246 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,599 Yeah, great. 247 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,040 We're still with you, you know that? 248 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,079 -[birds chirping] -[soft music playing] 249 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,680 [director] Ready? And, action! 250 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,280 [young Karl] You see, the problem is, you thought it was solid ground. 251 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,880 -The problem was… -[young Karl] It wasn't solid. 252 00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,880 I mean, in many ways, it's the opposite of solid. 253 00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:50,280 It's the water that did it. 254 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,839 You know what water and mud make? 255 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,199 -Puddles? -[young Karl] Trouble. 256 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:56,120 That's what they make, my old mate. Trouble. 257 00:15:56,199 --> 00:15:59,160 I was expecting you to say something about it being good for ducks. 258 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,880 Now, never trust a man or animal with a beak. 259 00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:04,120 My mother always told me, and my father had a beak. 260 00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:05,920 Well, as interesting as your mother is… 261 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,880 [young Karl] They had to take him to the doctor in the end, my dad. 262 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,439 You should have seen the bill! 263 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,280 Oh, for fuck's sake! 264 00:16:12,359 --> 00:16:13,599 [director] Cut! Reset. 265 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,240 -[chuckles] -[indistinct chatter] 266 00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:17,280 It's like a monkey driving a bus. 267 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:18,760 [Leo] You see it? 268 00:16:18,839 --> 00:16:21,680 [young Marie] I just don't understand how this is my problem. 269 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,560 -Ratings are down. -I know. 270 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,120 The channel may look to make some changes. 271 00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:27,680 I don't want the change to involve a beautiful, moving death scene 272 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,439 of one of my main characters. 273 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,479 They'd do that? 274 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,880 [young Paul] Can I just say my balls ache, it's fucking cold in here! 275 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,640 [Leo] He seems to think the problem is Karl. 276 00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:37,439 Can we do something about Paul's balls, please? 277 00:16:38,079 --> 00:16:40,079 -He's wrong. -[young Karl] Paul's balls everyone! 278 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,839 [young Marie] I don't want you overreacting. 279 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,680 They don't understand, he's slowing things down, 280 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,719 stopping me actually. I know he's always improvised-- 281 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,560 They like what he's doing. 282 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,280 They just want you to try to match his energy. 283 00:16:50,359 --> 00:16:51,640 Well, then, even more time will be wasted. 284 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:52,800 You're not listening. 285 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,120 They want two of him. 286 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,359 Not two of you. 287 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,800 The ratings are down. 288 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,000 And they want to try to refocus the show slightly, 289 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:06,960 and they want to be sure that you're not going to make that difficult for them. 290 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,639 In particular, difficult for Karl. 291 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,839 Where's Leo telling me all of this? 292 00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:14,480 Good question. But I am. 293 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,119 -And that's okay. -Spineless cunt. 294 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,480 You know the one thing I've always admired about you? 295 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,560 Is your ability to adjust. 296 00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:28,919 When one thing doesn't work, there's always another thing. 297 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,680 And that's how you tell me to cope with our daughter. 298 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,240 What's your phrase? 299 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,360 -"Survival is momentum." -Aye. 300 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,360 This is only humiliating if you let it be. 301 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,120 You used the word, I didn't. 302 00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:51,040 -I'm going for a smoke. -Paul. 303 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,280 I smoke alone. 304 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,600 [intense music playing] 305 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,480 -Thank you. -Not at all. 306 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,320 I was delighted you came around. 307 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,639 -[Karl] You can't remember? -[Marie] No. I don't. 308 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,440 [Karl] 1980, you, me and him. 309 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,680 After the first series of Crooked Peaks. 310 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,720 Japes wasn't even a twinkle in the channel controller's eye. 311 00:18:25,879 --> 00:18:27,080 I don't remember. 312 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,600 [chuckles] You said you needed a swim. 313 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,800 It was midnight, we didn't have our swimming gear with us. 314 00:18:34,879 --> 00:18:36,440 What, we went in naked? 315 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,240 You were so forthright about it. 316 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,840 Stripping before we'd even had a chance to think. 317 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,760 No. I don't remember this at all. 318 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,360 I was still… not used to women. 319 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,679 -I'd slept with maybe three. -What? 320 00:18:50,399 --> 00:18:52,960 -Not in my underwear? -[both chuckle] 321 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,399 I said to him that night, 322 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,879 "If you ever get tired of her, I'd love to take her out." 323 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,960 That's a very strange thing to say, ask permission. 324 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:09,320 Well, I needed to check how serious he was about you. 325 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,760 -What did he say? -He said… 326 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,360 he didn't think he was tired of you, 327 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,000 he wasn't sure he ever would be. 328 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:24,679 [laughing and whooping] 329 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,360 [shouting] 330 00:19:38,159 --> 00:19:40,040 -Come on then, in we go! -[both chuckle] 331 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,200 Oh. 332 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,040 I loved those times with the two of you. 333 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,879 Those were the times I loved most of all. 334 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,520 I meant what I said, while we were washing up. 335 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:04,200 That if he does need to spend some time in jail, 336 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,480 I wanted you to know you can be looked after. 337 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,080 That you have options. 338 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,360 Wow. So… 339 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,200 if he's found guilty, I divorce him and marry you? 340 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,280 Light entertainment's most eligible pensioner? 341 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,879 -Well, I never actually-- -I'm a mother! 342 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,919 [groans] Dee's a grown woman. 343 00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:26,320 And how many stepfathers can claim to have changed a child's nappies? 344 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:29,360 Karl, I've never known you date a woman over 40! 345 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,720 -Well-- -I don't have the body 346 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,120 -of a 40-year-old. -Oh, no. 347 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,720 One minute you're telling me to stand by him, 348 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,919 the next minute you're telling me to run off with you! 349 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,560 -Well, I didn't say-- It wasn't… -Oh, you're not sure what you mean. 350 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,080 Well, I know how I feel. 351 00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:42,919 It's not much, but it's all I've got. 352 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,879 I-- I don't want him to be guilty, either. 353 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,040 You think I want that? 354 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:57,520 I mean, all the things I could have told the police. 355 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,919 It's not about me being an opportunist, 356 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 -it's just stating for the record-- -What could you have told the police? 357 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,480 I've always wanted to be with you 358 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,280 more than I've ever wanted to be with anyone else. 359 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,520 What could you have told the police, Karl? 360 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,000 About all the infidelity. 361 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,280 -Marie, I love you. -Oh! 362 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,000 Do-- Do you know what? 363 00:21:18,639 --> 00:21:21,440 I've decided, I don't mind people looking any more. 364 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,200 I-- I don't even mind the cuntsing church judging me, 365 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,040 because it's a kind of honesty, and they should look. 366 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,840 Because I may have married a monster, 367 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,360 and I'm the clue to who that monster really is. 368 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,679 Me, I'm it, and I am bored with dishonesty. 369 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,240 I'm not being dishonest. 370 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,720 Karl, you don't love me. 371 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,159 I'm just the closest thing you've got to an excuse 372 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,679 for not loving anyone else. 373 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,600 An excuse for a loveless life. 374 00:21:50,679 --> 00:21:52,520 And I can't be weak. 375 00:21:53,439 --> 00:21:57,879 I am surrounded by weakness and I can't be weak. 376 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:58,960 I just can't be. 377 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,960 And I'm sorry if you never found the one. 378 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,080 But me? No. 379 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,399 I'm not it. 380 00:22:09,639 --> 00:22:11,000 I can promise you that. 381 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,159 [woman on TV] It didn't look like it was going to be 382 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:20,240 anything of great substance, but it was absolutely delicious. 383 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,360 And there was a little spice in there, and I just remember… 384 00:22:23,439 --> 00:22:24,760 [doorbell buzzes] 385 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,120 -[bubbling] -[Gerry] Just spent the last few hours 386 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,360 watching the edited highlights of your porn collection. 387 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:39,960 Okay. 388 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,520 Oh! Nice. 389 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:45,800 Posh! 390 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,480 Anyway… 391 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,240 bit of a breakthrough in the unused prosecution evidence. 392 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,520 Not sure they've noticed it. 393 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,080 Been logged without thought, you see. Junior detective. 394 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:02,760 Anyway, fan letters, via your agency, from Rebecca to you, 395 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,840 Nice standard letters, nothing sexy. 396 00:23:04,919 --> 00:23:06,760 "Dear Paul, I just wanted to apologise 397 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,560 for missing your public appearance in Sheffield last week." 398 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,800 No, don't read the letter. 399 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,399 Look at the envelope. Notice the postmark? 400 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,760 That's what the detective missed. 401 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,560 This is after. She sent me this after. 402 00:23:22,639 --> 00:23:26,760 See, none of this sex case stuff, you know, it's never about-- 403 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,399 You always expect it'll be a revelation when you understand everything, 404 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,600 when everything becomes clear, 405 00:23:30,679 --> 00:23:33,120 you know, it's the handkerchief with blood on 406 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,480 held by Colonel Mustard in the Billiards Room. 407 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,520 But surely this solves it. 408 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,520 What it fundamentally is about is credibility, 409 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,760 and these letters are good. 410 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,000 But confused young girl sends letters to famous man, 411 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,639 you know, it's not proof. 412 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,320 She sent me fan mail after she said I raped her. 413 00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:53,399 I know, and you imagine that'd be enough, 414 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,879 but the truth is, you're a celebrity, she's a girl. 415 00:23:56,639 --> 00:24:00,520 They know you fucked everything, they know she's confused and vulnerable. 416 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,879 And when she's able to describe you quite intimately, 417 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,639 which she may be able to, I'd say, 418 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:09,639 "Nah. He definitely touched her, definitely rape," if I was a juror. 419 00:24:10,639 --> 00:24:11,800 I don't understand. 420 00:24:11,879 --> 00:24:14,240 Now, I haven't shown Jerome these yet, these letters, 421 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,960 'cos I wanted to chat to you first, so this is off the record, okay? 422 00:24:18,439 --> 00:24:20,919 Just a friend giving another friend some advice. 423 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,760 -[Paul] Okay. -Right, imagine another scenario. 424 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,439 You tell the jury we had sex. 425 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,560 She regretted it, got a bit obsessive about it, 426 00:24:28,639 --> 00:24:31,840 her mind turned it from bad sex into rape. 427 00:24:31,919 --> 00:24:34,320 As a juror, I'd believe that. 428 00:24:35,639 --> 00:24:36,760 We had sex? 429 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,240 It was a long time ago, a lot of women ago. 430 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,760 But that would… 431 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,120 I'd lie on the stand? 432 00:24:44,639 --> 00:24:45,960 Unhelpful word, "lie". 433 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,320 It's good strategy, solves the problem, fills a hole. 434 00:24:49,399 --> 00:24:51,960 If I was them, I wouldn't like that, me changing my mind. 435 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,000 [chuckles] Good. You're considering it. 436 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,879 I'll leave you to it. 437 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,760 I'm not sure this is a good idea. 438 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,320 By the time Zoe's through with those girls, 439 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,280 everyone will look like they've changed their minds about everything. 440 00:25:12,159 --> 00:25:15,639 Give it some thought. Like I say, not official advice. 441 00:25:17,399 --> 00:25:18,800 I just like to win, that's all. 442 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:20,960 Thanks for the coffee. 443 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,080 [Gerry] Oh! One more thing. 444 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,560 Marie. Be careful with her. 445 00:25:29,639 --> 00:25:32,399 With wives, when they crack, they crack. 446 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,120 We need her beside us on this one. 447 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,480 -I've put Marie through a lot. -Never this, though, mate. 448 00:25:38,919 --> 00:25:39,840 Never this. 449 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,439 [Marie] Oh. [clicking tongue] 450 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,520 [sighs] 451 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,040 I should have thought to come and collect this. 452 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:01,240 Well, I wouldn't have wanted you here without me, to be honest. 453 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,960 -Do you want some help? -No. 454 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,240 [Lee Mack on TV] Hello, and welcome to a brand-new series of Smuggle… 455 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,199 Why are you watching this? 456 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,399 [Dee] I feel like we should. 457 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,240 [Lee Mack on TV] It's fast, it's furious, it's dangerous. 458 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,600 It's quizzing, ladies and gentlemen. 459 00:26:15,679 --> 00:26:16,840 -It's quizzing. -[audience laugh] 460 00:26:16,919 --> 00:26:20,560 No, honestly, it's an honour to be here on a show that I've long admired, 461 00:26:20,639 --> 00:26:23,080 if only for the fact that this is the one show I've been on 462 00:26:23,159 --> 00:26:25,480 that my gran would actually choose to watch. 463 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,159 -[mobile phone rings] -Hello there… [Lee Mack continues on TV] 464 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,960 -[Dee] Aren't you going to answer it? -No. 465 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,720 -[Dee] It could be something important. -[mobile phone continues ringing] 466 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,960 Well, he'll leave a message, then, won't he? 467 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,879 [Lee Mack on TV] Shall we meet the contestants? 468 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,679 -[Dee] You're angry with him. -[Marie] No. 469 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,360 Are you angry with him 'cos he's not seen me? 470 00:26:51,439 --> 00:26:54,639 -No. -Because that's fine, okay? 471 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,679 I feel like I've got a clear head. 472 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,720 The car crash gave you a good spring clean, did it? 473 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:05,800 I'm just saying that it's safe, like, not to worry about me. 474 00:27:05,879 --> 00:27:08,560 It's safe? Now? 475 00:27:08,639 --> 00:27:11,800 I'm much better than I have been… 476 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,240 in a long, long time. 477 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:23,520 Time before, the time again, 478 00:27:24,399 --> 00:27:27,760 the way time turns, it turns again. 479 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,720 [chuckles softly] Is that a poem? 480 00:27:37,439 --> 00:27:38,320 [sighs] 481 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,520 I'm sorry if I haven't been what you needed. 482 00:27:44,879 --> 00:27:46,639 But it always felt like it was him and you, 483 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,040 and you never even needed me. 484 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,240 And you did this. 485 00:27:52,639 --> 00:27:53,960 And I thought we'd lost you. 486 00:27:55,439 --> 00:27:56,919 And I felt so ashamed. 487 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,520 [Dee chuckles] That's an extremely Catholic way of looking at it, Mum, 488 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,280 making my sin your sin. 489 00:28:04,919 --> 00:28:06,800 I'm the fuck-up, not you. 490 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,800 You may only see him in you, 491 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,840 but there's a lot of me in there, too. 492 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,360 You missed a very good opportunity to tell me I'm not a fuck-up there. 493 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:24,879 [chuckles lightly] 494 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,600 [Dee] But that's okay, I absolve you. 495 00:28:30,879 --> 00:28:32,520 Now, fuck off home, would you? 496 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:35,959 Please? 497 00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:49,240 [Leo] Ten to one, she isn't wearing any knickers. 498 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,679 It's all the rage now, you know, no knickers. 499 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,199 -Karl, take the bet. -What bet? 500 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,520 Are you ready for me to take your order? 501 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,360 Rebecca, love, this menu's confusing the fuck out of me. 502 00:29:03,439 --> 00:29:04,720 Could you come over here, do you think? 503 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,360 It's-- It's about the steaks. 504 00:29:08,439 --> 00:29:12,520 How rare do they come? Because I like my blood, youngster. 505 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,280 -We can do them rare. -Ah! 506 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,040 [Leo] Four steaks then, please. 507 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,120 You'll join us, Marie? 508 00:29:19,639 --> 00:29:22,080 Not in everything, Leo, but steak's okay. 509 00:29:22,159 --> 00:29:23,399 Make sure he tips you well. 510 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,439 -[young Paul] You're a bad man. -[young Karl] He's right. 511 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,320 [Leo] And a slightly richer man. 512 00:29:33,399 --> 00:29:36,040 Lunch is on you, Karlio. No knickers, none at all. 513 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,720 Don't you worry, I'll get you an advert to pay for it. 514 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,959 Hey. Hang on! 515 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,360 What a treat for my team, my wonderful boys. 516 00:29:42,959 --> 00:29:46,199 -What a treat, hey, Marie? -Oh, yes, an absolute treat. 517 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,639 [down tempo music playing] 518 00:30:07,919 --> 00:30:09,639 [Paul] I'd like to change my testimony. 519 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,720 As I think the Sergeant explained, the case is no longer in my hands. 520 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,720 We've charged you. You've come to the wrong place. 521 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,840 Now, look. But I remember her. I remember Rebecca Thornton. 522 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,520 I'm sure you do. 523 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,000 Tell your lawyers. 524 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,720 You know, there's… one thing I don't understand. 525 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,159 Everyone loves you. 526 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,000 Everyone's throwing money at you, everyone applauds whenever you speak. 527 00:30:43,439 --> 00:30:45,240 How come you want to do damage to women? 528 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,439 I don't. I don't do damage to women. 529 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,480 I'm pleased your daughter's made a full recovery. 530 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,480 -[door opens] -I thought you'd be home. 531 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,040 Well, you weren't home, so I went out. 532 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 -I was with Dee. -[Paul] You missed Smuggle. 533 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,639 Seventy-two episodes, first one without me in it. 534 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,120 [Marie] Do you want to ask me about her? 535 00:31:26,199 --> 00:31:28,600 I don't know how he did, I couldn't bear to watch it. 536 00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:31,520 Simon phoned, said it wasn't the same. 537 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,720 I think he was just pissed off that he couldn't get a client to do it. 538 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,560 He also said… 539 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,320 [inhales deeply] …that he had a meeting at the BBC 540 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,560 and that people were asking after me. 541 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,959 And he says that's happening more and more. 542 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,199 You've got a bit of colour in your cheeks. 543 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,840 -[Paul clears throat] -Have I? 544 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,679 [Paul] What can it be, I wonder? 545 00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:00,000 Anger, resentment? Love, shame? 546 00:32:04,879 --> 00:32:08,240 Gerry thinks you're vulnerable, thinks you might leave us. 547 00:32:08,919 --> 00:32:10,399 He thinks we need you. 548 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,240 -He says wives often crack. -I am not cracking. 549 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,360 Anyway, I was out because I went to the police station. 550 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,600 -What? To do what? -Well, nothing, as it turned out. 551 00:32:23,679 --> 00:32:26,560 It turned out I went to the wrong place. But I wanted to make it official. 552 00:32:27,959 --> 00:32:30,280 We're going to say I slept with her. 553 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,040 -Slept with who? -Rebecca Thornton. 554 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,800 What? Why? 555 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,280 It makes the case harder to refute. 556 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,159 And did you? Sleep with her? 557 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,560 It makes a better story. 558 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,320 We had sex, I didn't want to see her again. 559 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:55,560 She wrote fan letters to me, you see, after the event. 560 00:32:56,639 --> 00:33:01,679 So the thinking is, we suggest a rape claim as a revenge, 561 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,120 because I didn't stay interested in her. 562 00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:05,159 Did you fuck her? 563 00:33:06,199 --> 00:33:09,040 [stammers] You're not listening. It's a sound legal-- 564 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,360 Did you fuck her, Paul? 565 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,439 I honestly can't remember. 566 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,919 No, you would have told me. 567 00:33:21,639 --> 00:33:23,199 You would have told me if you did. 568 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:31,280 There may have been people, other women, that I didn't tell you of. 569 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,040 None of them meant anything. Nothing significant. 570 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,000 -I was trying to protect you. -Who knocked on your door that day? 571 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,600 Interrupting you, they were interrupting you for me. 572 00:33:43,679 --> 00:33:46,360 Who knocked on your door? It wasn't a runner, was it? 573 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:52,040 I don't remember the day, Marie, let alone some door knocker. 574 00:33:53,959 --> 00:33:56,959 Are you sure you didn't hurt her? 575 00:33:58,159 --> 00:34:00,719 [scoffs] I wouldn't. You know that. 576 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,320 [inhales deeply] 577 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:10,000 I'm not sure I know anything any more. 578 00:34:14,279 --> 00:34:16,199 [footsteps approaching] 579 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,120 -[door opens] -[footsteps approaching] 580 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:36,080 [women chatter in hushed voices] 581 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,679 [door slams shut] 582 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,839 [young Marie] Karl! [panting] 583 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,360 Karl? [panting] 584 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,160 -Karl! -[young Karl] Marie? 585 00:35:12,799 --> 00:35:14,319 I need to find Paul! 586 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,799 -[Karl] He's doing lines, I think. -[Marie] It's Dee. 587 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,360 -[Karl] What? -[Marie] Dee's taken a turn for the worse. 588 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,400 What? 589 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,839 They said she's taken an overdose. 590 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,000 He's in his trailer. I'll-- I'll get him. 591 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,680 He's with the director, I think. Get-- Get the car running, let me… 592 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:30,040 I'll-- I'll extract him. I'll-- I'll run. 593 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,720 Paul! Paul! 594 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,440 [female nurse] She's not looking her best. We had to use charcoal. 595 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,560 -[young Paul] What has she taken? -[female nurse] A cocktail, really. 596 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,520 There was quite a lot of alcohol in her system, 597 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,160 some kind of barbiturate and some cocaine. 598 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,120 Cocaine? 599 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,839 [young Paul] She's 15. 600 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,759 [nurse] It doesn't look like any long-term damage has occurred. 601 00:35:53,839 --> 00:35:55,799 We're going to want to keep her in overnight. 602 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,920 Dad? Daddy? 603 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,279 [young Paul] Darling. It's okay. You're okay now. 604 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,520 [machines beep] 605 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:57,799 What time is it? 606 00:36:59,359 --> 00:37:00,440 After three. 607 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,799 Okay, so… I've got a big filming day tomorrow, 608 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,600 so we should probably head back. 609 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,359 You go. I'll stay. 610 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,319 You know she won't want you here, don't you? 611 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,000 Yeah. 612 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,120 -Do you ever think we damaged her? -No! 613 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,759 Do you ever think I damaged her? 614 00:37:40,799 --> 00:37:43,240 Because I don't know what you do for her that I don't. 615 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,160 Don't know why she loves you but not me. 616 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:00,880 I'll see you back at home. 617 00:38:30,279 --> 00:38:32,279 -You're here. -I can go if you'd rather-- 618 00:38:32,359 --> 00:38:34,120 I sort of expected you to come sooner. 619 00:38:35,279 --> 00:38:36,279 No excuses. 620 00:38:36,359 --> 00:38:39,200 No excuses I accept, no reason I find more difficult. 621 00:38:39,279 --> 00:38:43,759 Okay. Am I expected to do this all on the doorstep? 622 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,480 [Paul] That note, the note you left in the car, it was beautiful, actually. 623 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,600 It was brief, anyway. Brevity's an underrated quality, I think. 624 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,400 -It wasn't suicide. -I know. 625 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,080 If it was suicide, it would've been shit suicide 626 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,520 -and I wouldn't do it shit. -I know. 627 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,120 It was also not a cry for help. 628 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,240 I'm not going to embrace that stereotype either. 629 00:39:12,319 --> 00:39:14,520 It wasn't shit suicide or a cry for help. 630 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,839 -You're simply a terrible driver. -No, I'm just an idiot. 631 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,839 I'm a lucky idiot. Let's just keep it like that. 632 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,359 Do you know, the question I always get asked… 633 00:39:23,359 --> 00:39:26,400 [in melodramatic voice] …as a man with a long career behind him… 634 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,759 [in normal voice] …is, "What was your hardest job?" 635 00:39:27,839 --> 00:39:30,880 and I always say, "Teaching my daughter to drive." 636 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,920 I always say it. 637 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,200 They never print it, but I always say it. 638 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,839 They never print the interesting things I say, just the bitchy things. 639 00:39:39,359 --> 00:39:42,960 -I've helped your case. -Well, you've certainly done something. 640 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,520 -Dad. -Do you know, I tried it once. Suicide. 641 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,759 Not that this with you is… 642 00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:52,799 I was 13, and I took 22 aspirins 643 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,040 that I'd stolen from the chemists in town. 644 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,720 And then I vomited most of them back up again, 645 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,520 and then I got this horrible gastric flu, 646 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,440 but no death, as you can see. 647 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,440 Pills are just a terrible way to go. They're just messy. 648 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,880 I know driving a car into a brick wall, no that's messy messy 649 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,880 but they're also not the method I'd recommend, for future reference. 650 00:40:20,759 --> 00:40:22,240 Have I told you about my dad? 651 00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:25,160 We're doing family history? Maybe I should get some biscuits. 652 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,799 He wasn't a brave man, my dad, but for some reason 653 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,839 he signed up to fight in World War II. Volunteered, you know. 654 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,359 Fought for the Crown, fought for the Brits. Fuck knows why. 655 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,279 He must have been a braver man in those days. 656 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:37,920 And he came back from that. 657 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:44,200 Nearly 5,000 came home to Ireland and he came back and his mind was-- 658 00:40:44,279 --> 00:40:47,359 God knows what'd happened to it. And he was called a traitor. 659 00:40:47,839 --> 00:40:51,279 Called a collaborator. He didn't even get pity. 660 00:40:51,359 --> 00:40:53,160 And your grandmother hated him for it as well. 661 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,600 [Dee] Yeah, I never liked her. 662 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,720 He used to piss the bed and she would throw the sheet 663 00:40:57,799 --> 00:40:59,000 over the balcony in the tenements 664 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,160 so everyone could see what a weak man he was. 665 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,359 And when he beat me, she never hid that either. 666 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,160 We like a strong woman in our family. 667 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,480 It's a hard thing to live a life without pity, 668 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,400 particularly when you deserve it. 669 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,359 He never fucked me… 670 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,799 [breathes deeply] 671 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,720 but he did touch me when he beat me. 672 00:41:23,799 --> 00:41:24,839 You know, he'd touch himself. 673 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,279 He didn't think I saw but of course I did. 674 00:41:28,839 --> 00:41:29,799 There was one time, 675 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,480 he had me with my hands tied over the back of a chair, bare arse, 676 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,759 he was beating me with this big studded belt, my belt, actually. 677 00:41:38,839 --> 00:41:42,000 I fancied myself as a bit of a rocker in those days, twat that I was. 678 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:49,640 And he was halfway through and I turned the chair around 679 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:52,560 and grabbed his erection with my tied hands 680 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,920 and twisted it for all I was worth. 681 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,279 I looked into his eyes as I did it. 682 00:41:59,279 --> 00:42:01,720 Didn't say anything. Didn't need to. 683 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,600 He never touched me after that. 684 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,240 Then the next year, discovered comedy, 685 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:15,520 I met your mother and I just fucked offski. 686 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:23,000 And if I told that to somebody, they would assume that I was guilty. 687 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,560 The abused become the abusers, after all, not realising… 688 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:32,400 that I've spent my entire life trying not to be that man. 689 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,040 And I've succeeded. 690 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,040 And then they did this. 691 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,279 [breathes deeply, chuckles] 692 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,120 And in that moment, when they accused me of being him, 693 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,799 I finally understand what it is to be him, 694 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,120 because when I want sympathy I get suspicion, 695 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,640 and when I want pity I get hatred. 696 00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:02,560 Which is to say thank you. 697 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,040 Thank you. 698 00:43:06,799 --> 00:43:08,480 I needed you to say you believe me. 699 00:43:09,759 --> 00:43:11,640 You can't imagine how much it means to me. 700 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,720 -Did I do this? Is this my fault? Is it? -Dad. 701 00:43:20,799 --> 00:43:22,560 'Cos I don't love much in this world. 702 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:27,920 I know we're all supposed to love one another and et cetera, but… 703 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,400 you're my daughter, 704 00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:36,839 and I don't love, I truly don't love… 705 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,480 anyone as much as I love you. 706 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,080 That's… 707 00:43:58,240 --> 00:43:59,160 nice. 708 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,520 That's nice to hear. 709 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,440 You mean it? 710 00:44:10,799 --> 00:44:11,759 Of course I do. 711 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,720 To keep you safe. 712 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,080 The idea, even the very idea that I might have damaged you. 713 00:44:21,319 --> 00:44:22,400 You didn't. I'm here. 714 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,520 -You do mean it. -Yes. 715 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,680 -Can I come home, Dad? -What? 716 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,839 -I want to come home for the trial. -[sighs] 717 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,720 -I'm not sure. -You want me-- 718 00:44:41,799 --> 00:44:44,640 You want me walking into the courtroom beside you. 719 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,799 You want it. Um… 720 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,920 Can I come home, please? 721 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,359 I'm not sure. I don't want you damaged. 722 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,480 -I don't want any more damage. -[sniffles] 723 00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,520 There is no more damage you could do. 724 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,080 I would like to come home. 725 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,799 Will you let me come home, please? 726 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,200 I can think of nothing I'd like more. 727 00:46:41,759 --> 00:46:42,920 [sighs] 728 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,000 [door opens] 729 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,640 -[Paul] Hello? We're home. -[door closes] 730 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,440 Marie, we're home. 731 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,640 And that is "we". 732 00:46:58,319 --> 00:47:01,759 All of which is to say, room for a little one? 733 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,200 Rhetorical question. Of course there is. 734 00:47:06,759 --> 00:47:09,200 -Hi, Mum. -[Paul] She wanted to come home. 735 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,240 -[Paul sighs] Have a little TLC, you know? -Hello. 736 00:47:13,319 --> 00:47:17,000 [Paul] One more for you to look after, but hey, what's one more? 737 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:19,080 Once more into the breach. 738 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,520 One more. 739 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,040 All together again, just as we should be. 740 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,720 [closing theme playing]